full title of Apshir:
Super citizen Apshir, consort of stars, fall of malenia, the frost warden, family historian, big walker, leviathan's class eradicator, rapture's guardian, apalachan nuker, GLaDOS's nightmare, azeroth protector, heartstone's drunkard, VCT fanboy, DBD intoxicated, unskilled spy, gampiler, the very much defitable